How’s your day going? Have you got up late, dropped your coffee, forgot your lunch, come in to an office where sh*t has hit the fan, and it’s not even 10am yet? We feel you! So, take some comfort and be glad that your day isn’t as bad as this…
You could have walked into this..
Your pants could have ripped in front of everyone!
At least you aren’t stuck on the roof for the rest of the day or night
At least you don’t have to deal with “clean up on aisle 5” call
You could have to clean this off your laptop… or could this be an excellent excuse not to work?
Snow isn’t always the only thing that will stop you from working
At least your genius work hack hasn’t caused you to work harder
You could have dropped the most precious cargo on earth
You didn’t get attacked by a machine just because you were doing your job
At least you didn’t drive your forklift into the worst possible place
This could have happened moments before your shift ends
Has your day been worse than all of these put together? We think it’s time for a new job! Check out some of these newly listed roles…
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